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Saturday, February 14, 2026

Kiss the minatour: faith

 Ramrod woke up screaming shit shit! as if his life depended on it!   I wanted to know what running though his head,  though crone constellation talking to us was a given, the fact that he had the nightmare about the dead rebel leader was not good at all! It is not good when the ghost is your  murder (man slaughter) comes back to you wanting to haunt you and drive you insane until you die!  That being said, I felt a surge of terror!   You see this culture we take ghosts in this realm very seriously.  If the ghost comes wanting to haunt and drive you to your death, this means the person went to the eight hells!   That being said the eight hells were eight levels of hell, there deeper you go in the more severe you sin (crime) was.  The eighth hell would be for the worst of the worst, rebels, murders and violent wasters (suicides) though I will not go and venture off to find out!  Sometimes the hells would come to you in your dreams too in the form of nightmares - or so I read in the philosophy books! 

“Did the hells also come to you in the nightmares!”  I asked him as he wiped the cold sweat form his brow!  “Well did they, this means…..”

“Yes that someone has marked me for death or put a hex on me!” Ramrod said already knowing what was going to come out of my mouth.  “But why?  I never this mucking jerk before in my life!”

He was huffing and puffing and it worried me.  This was rather frightening to see a strong minatour with such fierce reputation being frightened like a little girl!  I was starting to wonder if someone had put a hex on him as well, if they did they did to me as well! I could not help but be afraid!

“What did you ever do to him?” I asked trying to figure about a back story behind this and why ramrod went of the rails when he said Abdullah and killed him!  This was punishable by death as well, anything involving death or the dead would be punishable by death.

“Well,” ramrod said.  “ I killed the crops in his realm years ago, and even killed his family when he was  still a little boy though I did not know it was him at the time.  I thought it was just a street kid who did not have a family, how was I supposed to know!”

“He joined the rebel group to find me when he learned that the realm was near where I lived,” he said.  “He was leading and rebellion and was going to kill many innocent people when I saw him  trying to drop of your book I lost it again.”  

“What did he do to you?”  I asked.

“He killed my parents and my brother in an attack,” ramrod said.  This should have been over but in Abdullah’s culture they believe in an eye for an eye.  It was rather mucked up!   They also believed in worshipping the moons instead of the constellations or nature. Equally as mucked up!

As I looked out the cave i said that we should do something warn the  king of the realm or something but my mother who would be vengeful would be on the way to the  palace.  It was rather risky!  “So what will we do about this!”

“I don’t know the rebels will rain the eight hells on to this place if we don’t do something!   He went and hit his head on he cave wall! “What -do - we - do!”

It was strange to see  a minatour being hexed by a lowly human being that was not a witch or shaman!  As I saw him banging his head i was worried that he would get a concussion!  “Stop that!”  I yelled!  “Can we alley with each other or something?”

He stopped banging his head and he started to talk! “That would be a great idea, a wonderful idea though how will you do this and carry it out!”

“We will talk to each others peoples or minatours and we will come up with a plan!”  I said calmly! “Sounds good!”  

“Sure!”  He smiled meekly.  “ I will do anything for someone as hot as you!”

“Don’t be serious!”


“But I am,” he said.  “You are perfect! Most of the woman I have been with have scars and armour on and I rather not see butch women  with pony tails any more!  I love smart and cunning women!”  

“Are you being honest with me!”

“Yes!”  

“Well I love to be with monsters though my idiot mother would be arranging a marriage with some jerk from another kingdom! And a rich one at that.  I would rather adventure!”

“Me too!”

I started to giggle at the thought of adventure and action inside and outside the bed room!  That said, I know that minatours and humans can’t have offspring.   It just was not possible though it was possible for monster and human to be in love!  I started to wonder what would happen if my offspring were from him!  Though I could not imagine.

I started to wonder if the kids would have my looks and his strength.  That was when ramrod walked out of the cave and scratched and soon we would be back after we talk to our people about Alining with eachother!  

I walked back towards where my home was but I was not my home ever again!  My mother was standing by the door way and started to hiss at me as if to say not to come back in.  Don’t worry I won’t come back in at all with your cheating ass! I thought  to my self giving her equally a dirty look!  Don’t mucking worry!

As I turned around to walk to the town she started to attack me viciously! She was screaming and uttering death threats.  I fought the 80 Pound woman off me and slammed her to the ground!  I was tired of her verbally and physically attacking me.   As I keep walking I just hoped that I didn’t kill the frail old crone!  Then I heard, “after all I did for you!” And then the forest went silent for good!  I just walked away!

I would never see her again!

When I got to the town I started to think this was not a good idea! But still i walked.  I knew where she would be the queen and and the king, they were good friends of mine in the library!  So I headed over there to see if they were there.  

When I saw that the royal flags there my heart leaped at excited!  I barged into the library and saw that they were reading the books about about constellations!  “You magesty,” I said!  “I need to talk to you!”

The king out his book down and he put on his glasses on he posed, “what for!”  

“Abdullah’s army will attack us and the minatours as well if we don’t Aline with each other!”  I said panting for air! “I wanted to tell you this so you can take the proper steps for this!”

“You mean the blue turbans,” he said humming about this.  “We have been having problems with them for thousands of years!   Though your mother being in love with the leader would just be a small portion of the problem!”

“Yes it is sir!”

“I think we need to get rid of these blue turbans before they wipe us out and claim the land under two moons!”  He paced looking worried.  “It is time we started to Allie with the minatours!”  

I smiled at the thought of this.    I just hoped that ramrod would have similar success with the minatours though they had a different mind set when it came to this kind of thing.

Friday, February 13, 2026

Kiss the minatour: ramrod

 I look  at this young woman as if she was insane.  She wanted to be romanced by more than one minatour!  I wanted to deny her what she desired most! Though she had a sweet and manipulative gaze to her that was almost cute.  Funny I did not get her name.   Eight hells!  As I looked at her she was still giving me that almost desirable look!  She had curves everywhere and she had firey read hair!  She had full lips that I could imagine kissing me!  “Sure!”  I said.  “Though I want to your name!”

“It’s faith,” she said almost licking her lips as if she wanted me in her!  “Faith O’rally!”  She was winking at me though I wanted to know why she was being so seductive.  She had a full bosom and I wanted to feel its softness!  I was getting desires in my head that were rather bothersome.  This will not make me think straight until she is with me again.  

“Faith,” i said under my breath!  I wanted to make love to her, to worship her and kiss where ever I wanted on her.  I started to wonder what it would be like to have a firey woman like that in my life.   I needed her…..

I return to the town of minatours and I started to see her firey red hair and smell her sweet smell though I was running on memories!  Her softness and everything against my firm body I wanted to  go deeper into her, to satisfy her.  Though I was a monster, a minatour who was scarred and ugly!  That was when I decided to leave the town and see what got into her head about us being so attractive!  I return to the forest and see that she left an art book behind, was this intentional or by accident.  I huff and puff, I look at the pictures: they were about woman and monsters making love to eachother , monsters like me!  I stared at the though if these pictures.  What kind of stuff was this….

I sniffed around and locked on to the rather sweet smell, it was hers!    I started to be guided  to be her smell and I was surprised to see that she was living in a house but it seemed like more of a hutt!  As I looked in the window I see her bathing. She obviously had the most perfect body I ever seen on a human.  That being said she could not be a servant girl, no she had to be someone more important.  Then I see a guant woman with a younger man making love to each other , the younger man notices me and draws a sword!  I dropped the book and barged in and attack the rebel leader .  I must say that she, the crone was about 67 years old and the younger man about 32, this was too mucked up  for me to think about!

I head but the rebel leader who was over a darker skin colour and had full lips, he looked like a fool, dressed the way he did! As for him, he was not breathing and I left him for dead!  “I am just hear for faith,” 

“What the muck do you want,” the crone said.  

“Like I said ‘for faith!’” I said gruffly as looked at her hollow terrified eyes! “Where is she!”

“In the bathing room!”

I look a the crone and then I look  in the direction of the bathing room!  I head for the source of the splashing and I grab the girl.  I walk off to the night as she did not remember who I was  and was fighting me every step of the way!  “You wanted this!”

“No one wants to be kidnapped!”  She screams!

“I saw your book,” I said.  “I am wielded out and excited by what I saw in the book!  I intend to fulfill everything. You imagine!”

“Ramrod!” Faith said. “What are you doing!”  She was still thumbing her fists on my shoulders!  This was rather annoying.

“I if I let you down and then I look at her as if I am going to ravage you for breakfast, lunch and dinner!” I crush my thin monster lips on to her thick full lips!   I was expecting for her to fight on with every fiber as she was a stubborn one and then she soon reciprocated with a kiss of her own!   

“Then do me,” she stated matter of factly!   “Muck me!”

Muck me those words started to stir in me and I grabbed her and started to make love to her in the roughest and sensual way.  I wanted to muck her until she was satisfied with what she got!  “Yes, faith!”

Soon I would take her from be hind in the forest!  I wanted to make love to a human but I did not know how delicate they were!  Soon she rolled on top of me and started to make love to me.  She was rough at first but then she slowed to a sensual roll!    I thought I was going to pass out from the sheer pleasure of it all!  “Kiss me!”

Faith then started to make out with me, in away that was so sweet but wild at the same time!  It was for certain she was frustrated about something and she was taking it out on me!  But what was she frustrated about?


“What are you annoyed with!”  I asked her.


“What,” she interrogated me.  She looked at me as if I were a well a monster!  “Oh my mother was mucking that bastard for the longest time and I am rather sick of it!”

“What was that guys name,” I asked though I was hoping he was in the eight hells!

“Abdullah,” she said.  “From the mucking desert!  He is a gorilla fighter who bedded my mother in treasonous love!

“I was trying to get them in trouble for the longest of time!  Even got Lilly involved!”

“Really!” I raise an eyebrow!

“Yes!”   She said. She was getting paranoid.  “We have to go because nudity is punishable by imprisonment in he dungeons!”

I knew where we could go and rest for the night!  That was when one I thought about the fact that my town didn’t abide by the same laws as the humans!  Soon I would take her into the cave and she would sleep in my arms and the we would get to the town before the morning dawn!

Soon I would see the constellation of  the crone, not the crone who’s lover i killed though I looked at the star pattern.  I wanted to poke my horns into the star pattern!  Though I would not it was light years away from us and our little planet!  That night i made love to her, though she was ready to settle down for the night i just hoped that she would be interested and had time for some loving play!  I started the process of mucking her as I did I would see that the crone in the sky would start talking to me!  “I hope you rot in the eight hells!”

Her aged voice was echoing to me!  At first I thought it was the cave that was making the echo though it was her from the sky!  What the eight hells!   As I started to shake my head faith started to freak out! “What is that awful sounding voice!”

“Nothing!”

“It sounded like the crone star pattern!”  She stated.  “All star pattern here can talk to us and each other!”   So that is why I could her the odd voice as I sleep alone at night!  The constellations talk to each other in this realm! “Just ignore them.  They are hear to annoy us!”

“How do you know!”

“I read a lot about everything!” Faith said.  She looked pale and perfect in the two moons light!  She looked like a porcelain doll but one that I could muck and make love to.   That was when I started to stir from the sight of her pale near white skin!   I kiss her hands and  up/ down her arms as she giggles with she wrapped her arms around my thick neck and started to make out with me.   As I kiss her i taste her, she tasted like berries and wine!  Kissing her was satisfying for me, that  said I did not want to share this perfect little creature.

Soon she goes limp with sleep and so do I!  I started to dream about the rebel leader trying to attack me and me killing. He!  I wake up in a cold sweat and I was a bundle of nerves!  I did not know if he would come back to kill me!  Here the ghosts come back if you killed them and they will track you down and even attack you, but before the come to you in a dream!  “Shit shit!”

Kiss the minatour: faith

 looking at my reflection, I see the fire red hair was all over the place. Then I look at my naked body ad i dried my self off from the bathing. I see that the curves are equally all over the place. I look at my face though I have delicate features it does not fit the curves body that I have. I look at the clothing, a dress that lying on my bed as I dried my self. I look a the purple and brown dress and see that there is a stray thread. When in the eight hells? I think to my self though I choose these drab clothing as my clothing for the day. That being said i sighed and put it on!


I was getting frustrated with my live the people who are ungrateful to the point where they don’t know what a good person is any more. I swear I tell my self, I might just go to a monster or a rich person and be with them. It would beep easier to marry in to wealth but not all rich people are loved. I think about this some more, that not all rich people are loved, would make my life more frustrating to be honest with you. I started to look at the purple dress with the brown vest, I would look ridiculous with this on but I could not be seen name in public, as nudity was punishable by imprisonment. Though I believe that witchcraft and necromancy is lethal to commit, both by death sentence or from how dangerous these deeds are. I wish it was not the case for this. I look out the window, as I see the crumbling castle in the distance. Who actually lives there? I wonder.


“Faith, get your damn nose out of that book,” my mother yells at me. “Now.” This woman I wonder how she birthed me, she was so sickly and skinny and she had a mole on her chin! That being said her hair was all over the place and it was grey. She had rags literally rotting off her!


“What do you want from me,” I said. “I am going to go for a walk.” I was putting on my dress and walking out from the yelling crone. Though she was still married to my father, she had her self a younger lover, though I can’t understand anyone who would love her.


As I started to walk out I took my book and started to hope for a young weather person that would follow in love with me. But anything could happen! I started to sit on a log, far away from my mother as started to read a book on science. This was about the stars and the constellations in this realm. I started to read when I heard heavy bull like breathing. Huff puff! As I started hear it the breathing got heavier and faster, it had to be a monster. I close my heavy book and I started to look for the source of of the disturbing breathing sounds! That was when I see that there is minatour look at me. He was barely wearing his pants and he looked like he had battle scares in his skin! There was something about this that was starting to excite me. I looked at his glowing red eyes and he started at my green eyes.


Our gazes locked on and soon he took his hand around my love handles and he started to press his monster lips on to my human lips. I started to shift around feeling his length against me. I started it lift the dress up and I allowed him to enter me with such force that I wanted to feel every inch and girth.


“Who are you?” He growled at me. “Stupid human!”


That was when he turned me around and started to grind his length in to me!



“I am faith,” I said.


We must have coupled in the cave for about an hour ad we started to talk. “And I am not stupid by the way!” I saw panting at the thought of feeling him inside me. It was rather interesting. “I am astronomer for the land!”


“And let me guess,” he said, “you come to me frustrated and angry! Your mother!”


“Yes!” I said. “She is a mucking bitch! And close to death and miserable.”


“My name is ramrod,” he said. Though I never thought that minatours have names. I guess I could learn anything from a book or not. “I am looking for woman of the night!”


“Well I am not a woman of the night,” I said angrily while kissing him passionately and intensely! “That would be my mother, though. I am an intellectual and not very attractive .”



“You look beautiful,” ramrod said. “Though I have a split ear too!” I lost an earring during a fight with another girl over my best friend, Lilly, when we were kids. I felt my mother might be inbreed as a baby and she was a freak of nature allay looking for extramarital affairs when my father was not looking.


I little story is that my mother was from a far away land and that since being adopted, Jill my mother now was I love with a rebel leader from the neighbouring town. He was going to plan a coup against this king. Though I never knew this man. I had reported my mother on several occasions to the magistrates office. As I was being treated like a sex work by ramrod i see that Lilly was walking towards the cave and she heard my voice. “Shit!” I screamed. I drop my skirt and I started to run a toward Lilly!


I looked rather awful with my lip stain was smeared and my blush licked off! I looked as hideous as the thing I was with. “What are you doing here, faith!”


“Oh was reading my book in the cave trying to hide from my mother and her rebel lover!”


“Really!”



“Yes,” I said. “Really!” That was when I fidgeted with my vest. “Well, until the strange noise, then I met ramrod! You can guess what I starting doing though. I could not even imagine being with a monster.”


“You made love to the monster!?”



“Ummm,” I said. “Yes! I did. Though I was just frustrated with my life and it turned into this!” I never thought that I would admit it being with anyone never. Ind a hideous monster like ramrod! That was when I sighed and collapsed and started to tell her! “I been fantasizing about finding true love though I think monsters are very hot!”


She brushed a blonde hair from her perfect and slim face! She seemed rather intrigued by the words that were spilling from my mouth. At least I did not lie about anything. I could not lie to her about anything. As I started to fidget with my vest again I started to wonder what was so special about ramrod! I wanted to kiss him to make love to him so intense and wild this was almost animalistic though I could barely control my self!


“Well,” she said. “I won’t keep you!”



That was when I heard the huffing and puffing! “Who was that.” He asked. Though I wanted to tell him I was a bit poly when it came to dating monsters! I could not help but want more and one minatour was not enough!


“her name is Lilly,” I said. “I am actually interested in the fact that you might have friends I can’t just stop at one minatour!” I was saying the is in a sing -song manner!



“You want more of us!” Ramrod said, frustrated. He looked wrather annoyed at the thought of this! “I was hoping to be just be with you, but if you insist! I know some others!”

I felt the breath leak from my lungs and I wanted to scream at the same time. He put his thumb on my lips as they parted and I started to lick the thumb. “Really!”

I was ready to Pass out from the whole thing. This was rather exciting for me! I wanted just to not just find a good time but also a place where I could find love! As I started to kiss him deeply I started to think that this was a once in a life time opportunity….but find love, a good time and a relationship or two!



Kiss the minatour: character profiles

 Faith, a servant girl who is cautious about love though she is skeptic she thinks she is not prone to the emotion or the brain reaction, and is big beautiful young woman who is about 23, curvey and busty, she is red headed and has green eyes, that said, she has strong sense of justice and she is not very interested in necromancy of witchcraft because of the political situation in the world, she is Caucasian and sensual looking. She is bookish and rather intelligent and she is a stargazer, who caught looking at the constellations dreaming about being some where else or in someone else’s arms, she is about 5 ‘ 0” in has freckles and a nose ring. She does not wear glasses, she is very beautiful though tough. She can fight and win it too! Though she is caught drinking the local brew from time. Her hair can be messy and and has attitude. Stubborn as hell!



Ramrod, is a young minator by all means of 100 years old, though he fights for food and and entertainment, that said he has scars all over his human body, he is able to talk and his also very stubborn at times. He is always usuing an axe and he is fighting orcs and trolls, he has a septum ring and he is smart, street smart, though he is a monster he is in love with the faith who is tough and stubborn too! He is very well muscled and tall! He has an angry look to him and he is very frustrated with life and his love life. That being said he has some personal inner demons of his own that he has to address, will he address the. With faith! Like all guys, minator or completely human he has a one track mind! Though he is street smart , ramrod is dumber then a bag of hammers!

Kiss the Minatour: trigger warnings

 This story has triggering points to this concerning: childhood trauma, war, death, sex, drinking, substance abuse, self harm and dead people, undead people , as well as some disturbing content that might effect those with more Severe trauma then me, and my trauma is pretty bad , that being said some of the themes will be causing trigger reactions other trauma related reactions so read at your own risk….if you are prone to trigger reaction or get upset easily then find another smutty writer near you. Thank you have an nice day or night!


~rubies galore (Elena: queen of the hill)

Kiss the minatour: faith

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